Calling all Nerd Fashion Divas: The Hoodie, Re-Deux

Nerds have somehow turned the universe on its head and are now considered hip. See comedy TV Series “Big Bang Theory”, Steve Jobs, the preppy schoolboy looks going down the runways, or any of Judd Apatow’s movies.

It’s always been true that nerds have all the coolest gadgets, but now they have their own specialty apparel. Peek a sample of nerd haute couture below.

1. The Marc Ecko Star Wars Collection

Designer Marc Ecko came up with the Star Wars collection in 2008; just try getting your hands on it now. Boys know their toys and this Star Trooper hoodie has it all. Marc Ecko also came up with a string of Star Wars hoodies such as the Clone Trooper, Darth Vader and X-Wing Pilot Hoodie.

2. The Head Hoodie

This falls in the category of “Why didn’t someone think of that before?” Awesome.

3. Monster Hoodie

Pictured below is the ‘Shark Bite’, get it?

4. Dino Hoodie

Looks like he’s making t-rex hands but he’s actually suffering from keyboard claw hand. It’s the perfect ensemble for a coding all-nighter or your blind date at Chuck E. Cheese.

5. His and Hers Bear Hoodie

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6. Superhero Hoodies

When the hood is fully zipped up, you’ll be wearing George Clooney’s chin. Not sure if that’s a good thing or bad.

7. Pac Man Hoodie

Prediction: some guy with smudged glasses and greasy hair at the next Maker’s Faire will be selling a version you can actually play.

8. Scary Raptor Hoodie

Cross your arms in front of your chest and… ROAR! Wear it to work; it’ll be a huge hit with the hotties in the breakroom, trust us.

9. The Tux Hoodie

From Jeremy Scott for Adidas, we would actually wear this.

10. Ultimate Nerdware Hoodie

This hoodie provides integrated wire management for iPods and other devices in the garment. There are special earbud loops to keep your music within reach. In total there are 11 pockets for all your gadgetry: there’s pen or stylus pocket, secret pocket (God knows what you’ll put in there), change pocket, key holder and get this: bottle holder(s). Will all the pocket contents add weight? Of course but things will feel lighter as the hoodie also features a Weight Management System, so no worries. The only thing you have to be worried about is how long it’s gonna take to get through security at the airport.