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2015 VMA fashion best and worst dressed

Did you get to watch the VMA’s last night? Other than laughting at the ridiculous antics between Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift? After all that drama, you will love to read this tidbit on Amber Rose and Blac Chyna we got from Etonline.com:

Do you like this getup? Maybe for Kmart shopping! #sojonesfashion

Do you like this getup? Maybe for Kmart shopping! #sojonesfashion

“We’re just embracing the negativity,” Rose told ET of the statement, “because regardless if we’re out with our sons, or we’re out with our moms, or we got a new boo, we’re always labeled as a slut because we’re sexy and we’re sexual beings. We got to the point where we’re just over that.”

I guess this is the age of enlightenment for many women out there. SoJones wants to be the stomping ground for anyone out there who feels comfortable working at home like The church of Lurch is comfortable smoking purp at the park. Either way, Lurch had to break up with the weird rich old lady so he could focus on that juicy singing meat that is Taylor Swift.

Anyone who can rap as good as Kanye ( so far that is Go Fetti) deserves a chance at really showing how talented a romp in the ring would be: underground vs. popular artists! Maybe SoJones can spearhead this movement?

Ain't nothing but a G thing, Miley!

Ain’t nothing but a G thing, Miley!

And now we present a pimp ass poem by Jack Williams for the real  vma fashion rhymesayers out there:

 

Change

How do I change?

I have so much to gain, but it seems I strive in vain.

I’m a constant friend to pain and every outcome is the same.

How do I change?

When the air smells of rain and hard times keep me far from sane,

Everything becomes strange and I become paranoid, wild and untamed.

Wild as Nicki in bed? We hope so!

Wild as Nicki in bed? We hope so!

I feel as if I’m at sea being drug by a chain,

And I’m trying to breathe against the wavy grain.

How do I change?

I have so much to gain, but it seems I strive in vain.

Please Lord, protect me from the rain as I leave my old ways like a stain.

What sacrifice is asked of me, so I can change?

Ke$ha is swagged out with a gorgeous dress!

Ke$ha is swagged out with a gorgeous dress!

Will I learn to love what I hate at what cost is it to be chosen to enter the gate?

With change come self-denial and the open waters of the unknown.

Which too most people is a scary zone,

This is the way to change will I survive and thrive?

 By: Jack Earl Williams J.r.

With all that great poetry, you will want to stick around and see just how much you can get off that foil before the police raid the block. We keep it super hood and fashionable at SoJones for anyone who wants to leave a comment and talk about  our exclusive poems and fashion news that we have. All we know is that we get it hotter in palo alto than even Bieber does in bed. SoJones over and out!

 

 

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